Happy B”DAY. Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY
Loving hundred wrong persons
may not even effect your life,
but hating one right person
will leave you a broken
throughout your life. . .!
Once a boy asks God is it wrong 2 sleep with a girl b4 marriage?
God replied – No, it is not.. but d problem is
“You guys don’t sleep”.
Respect the OLD when ur YOUNG
Help the WEAK when ur STRONG
Confess the FAULT when ur WRONG
bcoz oneday in life u will be
OLD, WEAK & WRONG
Don’t waste ur affection to WRONG person who is not responding..
Don’t miss to keep ur affection to the RIGHT person who respects it..
1st Standard Boy:-
Can I kiss Your Hand?
1st Standard Girl:-
Why, Is Anything Wrong With My LIPS!!
Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
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Lady golfer storms angrily into club house.
Golf PRO: What’s wrong?
Lady: Got stung by a bee.
Lady: Between the 1st and 2nd hole!