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Christmas SMS

Have an icy icy christmas

Have an icy icy christmas,
with buttering msgs,
choclaty calls,
creamy thoughts,
fruity funs,
wid plumpy plays & jumpy joys.
Merry christmas.

College School Sms

School- a place where papa pays

School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree