You get all excited every time you get an e-mail alert on you cell phone hoping that it might be a message on facebook.
Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.
u r requested to switch off ur phone to avoid burn injuries
As the Sender of dis msg is a Dam Hot Persnality..!!
Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya
Apni Apni Girlfrnd Ko Sambhalo
Mujhe Phone Kar K Kehti Hai K
Aj Se 16 Din Bad
Hmare Sath Date Pr Chlo
Happy Valentine’s Day
14 Feb 2014
Over the phone: “Hey ! Sorry man I couldn’t be there on your wedding day,
but I really feel so happy for you two,
heres me wishing you all the best of health,
happiness and prosperity for your married life!
Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!
GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!