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College School Sms

Father to his son- How was the paper?

Father to his son- How was the paper?

Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.

Father- acha,aur baki?

Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.

Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?

Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!

Sardar and Pathan SMS

2 sardar apny mobile k kharchy se tang aey hoay

2 sardar apny mobile k kharchy se tang aey hoay thay, unhon ne socha k mobile ki jaga ab ham kabotar use kia karein gay, jaisy purany zamany mein hota tha.
aik aik sardar k pas us k dost ka kabotar aya to us k paon mein kuch nai tha.
sardar ne apny dost ko pegham bheja k “khali kabotar q bheja???
pehla sardar: “wo mis bell thi…”