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Sardar and Pathan SMS

Pathan: yar aj meri juma ki nimaz reh gae

Pathan: yar aj meri juma ki nimaz reh gae
Dost: wo kaisy???
Pathan: Yar! Imam Sb. ne kaha k tama log apny apny mobile fone off kar dein. mein jaldi se ghar gia. mobile off kia, jub wapis aya to namaz ho chuki thi.

Sardar and Pathan SMS

aik pathan aur mouvli batein kar rahay thay k…

aik pathan aur mouvli batein kar rahay thay k…
achana moulvi ne patha ko thappar day mara.
log bahut hairan hoay.
logon ne pathan se pocha k…
kia majra hua tha???
pathan ne kaha: kuch b nahi, mein ne to sirf itna pocha tha k…
14 august ki nimaz kitny bajy ho gi???