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Question Paper of a 5th Class boy

Question Paper of a 5th Class boy:
Write an essay about your best friend in 200 words. Given time half an hour.
Boy finished the paper in first minute itself…
He just wrote one sentence but he got full marks..
That sentence was
“Any combination of 26 alphabets will never express my friend”

College School Sms

Q: How to Kill an Ant?

Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..

Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.

MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.

Student Teacher SMS

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya

Bcha Dabang dekh kar aya
School mein sir :
baita tumhare sare ans galat hein marks de to kahan?
Bcha :
KAMAL KARTE HaiN MASTER JI.
MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAIN,
CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPAR MAR K BHI LAY SKTE HAIN.
Sir:
Badtamiz
bcha:
BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA,
AAP K PAPA KAISE HAIN?
Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se,
bcha:
CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO
WARNA ANS SHEET ME ITNE CHED KARENGE K CONFUSE HO JAOGE K MARKS KaHAn DEN OR ZERO KAHAN DAIN!