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Independence Day SMS

Saare jahan se achha HINDOSTAN hamara

Saare jahan se achha HINDOSTAN hamara,
Hum bulbule hain iski ye gulsitan hamara!
VANDE MATRAM!
Lets salute all d freedom fighters & try to be honest Indians!
Happy Frdshp Day!

Christmas SMS

Just before Christmas, an honest politicia

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don”t exist!