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Independence Day SMS

kuch hath se uske fisal gaya

kuch hath se uske fisal gaya ,
wah palak jhapak kar nikal gaya ,
fir laash bich gayi laakhon ki ,
sab palak jhapak kar badal gaya ,
jab rishte raakh me badal gaye ,
insaano ka dil dahal gaya ,
main poochh poochh kar haar gaya ,
kyon mera bharat badal gaya .
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

College School Sms

Father to his son- How was the paper?

Father to his son- How was the paper?

Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.

Father- acha,aur baki?

Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.

Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?

Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!

College School Sms

Fees maafi ke liye Application

Fees maafi ke liye Application:

To
The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya…

Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…

Aapka pyara
Vidyarthi..
Chappal Chor Das