A student was asked 2 write a sign board 4 d traffic near d college..
He wrote: “Drive Carefully! Dont kill d Students, Wait 4 d Teachers.”
Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
With you by my side,
I’ve found all that I’ve been waiting for!
I couldn’t have asked for more…
I love you.
A kid asked Swami Vivekanand:
Sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai?
Wo umeed khona jiske bharose par tum sab kuch vapas paa sakte ho.
Last night I sent an angel 2 watch
over u while u were sleeping but
it came back early! So I asked it why?
It said that angels don’t watch over other angels!
Height Of Addiction:
Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner: “Any Last Wish?”
I Want To Update My Facebook Status As “DEAD”
TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
A Teacher Asked A Student To Write 55.
Write 5 And Beside It Another 5!
The Student Wrote 5 And Stopped.
What Are You Waiting For?
I Don’t Know Which Side To Write The Other 5!