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Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..

Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.

MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.

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A. Liquid.
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A. Marriage.
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