There was the little boy who approached Santa in a department store with a long list of requests. He wanted a bicycle and a sled, a chemical set, a cowboy suit, a set of trains, a baseball glove and roller skates. That”s a pretty long list, Santa said sternly. I”ll have to check in my book and see if you were a good boy. No, no, the youngster said quickly. Never mind checking. I”ll just take the roller skates.