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Cool/Decent SMS, Misleading SMS

9 Interesting doubts…

1. Can you cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3.Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4.Wat do you call a male lady bird?
5.Why is it called building when its already built?
6.When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?
7.If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
9.Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
Think about it..on trees den why banks have branches?
8.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
9.Why doesn’t Glue stick to its bottle?
Think about it.. !

Funny SMS, Misleading SMS

Linux’s Worldwide Problems

Linux’s Worldwide Problems can be summed up with this quote:

“To install Joe’s program, you need Bob’s kernel hack,
but for Bob’s kernel hack,
you’ve got to have Suzy’s patches,
but Suzy’s patches only work with a year-old kernel,
unless you get Mike’s patches to Suzy’s patches,
but even then, those conflict with Jeff’s drivers,
which can be resolved only by installing Nancy’s patches… “