A boy came running 2 d lecture hall.
BOY:terrorists hav kidnapped all our lecturers nd hav demanded
50 lakhs 2 release them or else they will burn them alive.
.so pls donate…i hav already donated 10 litres kerosene.
Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.
MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.