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once elephant and ant were walking on bridge

once elephant and ant were walking on bridge over a river and while walking elephant was looking down the bridge into river and ant bit elephant seriously
tell me Why ?? Scroll down for answer
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Ant’s wife is bathing in the river

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Aik Hathi aik talaab ‘pond’ main naha raha tha…

Aik Hathi aik talaab ‘pond’ main naha raha tha…

Aik chewnti ‘ant’ bari tazii say hampti kaampti bhagti howi ayi aur zor say chillai kay kaha O hathi jaldi say bahar ayo, bohat sakth emergency hay

Hathi beechara ghabra kar jaldi say pani say bahar aya aur poocha k bolo khair to hay na?

Chewnti nay kaha, bas ab wapis jao…

Hathi bola yeh kia baat howi…

Chenwti nay kaha kay meri Peeli short chori hogai thi, mujhay bas yeh daikhna tha k kaheen tum nay to nahi pehni howi thi :s

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Once upon a time theres these two ants walking.

Once upon a time theres these two ants walking. One of them had a bit to drink so he was kinda tipsy. On the way they spot an elephant. The tipsy ant feels like picking a fight with the elephant. The other ant goes dude are you crazy? Theres no way in the world you can take him! So the other ant goes..

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Dude! He’s alone and we’re two! Sure we can take on him!

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Ant and had a North Korean Citizenship

Both ant and elephant went to Soth Korea and happened to accidentally cross over to North Korea.The North Koreans decided to put them for a trial for espionage.But eventually wereshocked to see something and let ant free. ……..the reason being……………………………………… ………………………………………….. ………………………………………….. ………………………………………….. ……………………………………..

Ant and had a North Korean Citizenship