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In our racist, sexist society, Christmas

In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutious over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die!

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I was thrilled one year when I was younger

I was thrilled one year when I was younger when not only did my brothers get hockey sticks for Christmas – but I did too!

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I made a French film called

I made a French film called “Merry Christmas” which is a very European film. It”s a World War I piece.

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Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want – and their kids pay for it.

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At Christmas, It”s a Wonderful Life makes

At Christmas, It”s a Wonderful Life makes me cry in exactly the same places every time, even though I know it”s coming.

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Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

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Christmas albums are not

Christmas albums are not something you do frequently.

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Time always seems long to the child who is waiting

Time always seems long to the child who is waiting – for Christmas, for next summer, for becoming a grownup: long also when he surrenders his whole soul to each moment of a happy day

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I am a poor man, but I would gladly give ten

I am a poor man, but I would gladly give ten shillings to find out who sent me the insulting Christmas card I received this morning.

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