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Computer SMS, Friendship SMS

A good friend is like a computer

A good friend is like a computer;
me ‘enter’ ur life,
‘save’ u in my heart,
‘format’ ur problems,
‘shift’ u 2 opportunities &
never ‘delete’ u from my memory!

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Computer SMS

Why is the DBA so rich

Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships

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College School Sms, Computer SMS, Funny SMS

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

GODS are also I.T. Engineers

BRAHMA
System installer

VISNU
System supporter

SHIV
System Programmer

NAARAD
Data transfer

YAM
Deleter

MENKA
Virus!

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Computer SMS, Husband-Wife SMS

Fuming Wife: Wats my value

Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

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Computer SMS, Funny SMS

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?

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Computer SMS, Funny SMS, Girls Boys SMS, Insult SMS

Which computer do you have?

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now.

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College School Sms, Computer SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

Be a Programmer, Think Differently

Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”
And Submit It Tomorrow….

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }

Be A Programmer… Think Differently

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Computer SMS, Funny SMS

Sir- Wo Teen Words Batao Jo

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

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Computer SMS

If your cursor

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn”t hash,
Then your situation”s hopeless and your system”s gonna crash!

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