Sir: Samjho Tujhe 10 Ladu Diye
Boy: Mujhe Diye….?
Sir- Samjh Na Tere Bap Ka
Kya Jata Hy
Us Mein Se 5 Mujhe Diye To Tere
Pas Kitne Reh Gay….?
Boy: Samjh Na Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hy…?
Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.
TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks!
STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks!
TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ?
STUDENT- Who starts ?
Lady teacher- Soch aur wahem me kya fark hai?????
Student-Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur ham abhi bacche hain ye aap ka wahem hai…..
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
Teacher: How old is your father.?
Jhonny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Jhonny: He became father after I was born.
White color kaa dress pehen kar hum sab lagte they kitne ache.
School lagta tha poultry farm or hum sab murghi ke bachay.
Mujhko samajh na aya aaj tak teacher ka ye funda.
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda.
Student Teacher SMS |
Tags: anda, copy, kitne, lagte, Mujhko, murgha, murghi, pehen, poultry, School, white, White color kaa dress pehen kar |
The way you teach.
The knowledge you share.
The care you take.
The love you shower.
The world’s best teacher.
Happy Teacher’s Day!