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When we were children we were grateful

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

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Some businessmen are saying

Some businessmen are saying this could be the greatest Christmas ever. I always thought that the first one was.

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You might as well do

You might as well do your Christmas hinting early.

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I stopped believing in Santa Claus

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

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Peace on earth will come to stay

Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.

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Unless we make Christmas an occasion

Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won”t make it ”white”.

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Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy shoud

Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy shoud get something practical for Christmas. Suppose we open a savings account for you? mother suggested. Cathy was delighted. It”s your account, darling, mother said as they arrived at the bank, so you fill out the application. Cathy was doing fine until she came to the space for Name of your former bank. After a slight hesitation, she put down Piggy.

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The best of all gifts around any

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.

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Blast this Christmas music

Blast this Christmas music! It”s joyful and triumphant.

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